If
this Dilbert comic strip rings a bell, you might want to continue reading.
Raj
is working on a project declared as the number one priority by the company. If
this software does not get released within the next month, the company will not
meet certain certification standards for the product which in turn will affect
the sales this year.
Mark,
the project manager, is very keen on moving fast. “We must do what it takes! The certification test has been set to end of
the month. A week before that date, we should be testing the software. This
means, the software should be ready by the end of this week. Raj, will you be
able to deliver?”
Raj
is thinking “This is such a critical
project. It seems like an emergency. We will all be in trouble if we can’t get
it done.” He responds, “Yes, absolutely! I’ll try my best.”
Raj
takes the ‘do what it takes’ command seriously.
He is working late, fixing bugs the ugly way and is headed straight towards
completion. What about documentation and reviews? We don’t have time for everything right now. We can do it LATER! We
just need to pass the test.
Weeks
later, the software is certified. There is a short celebration party held for
the team. Champagne is served. Everyone is happy. Raj is beaming with pride.
The
next year, the company is in the same situation for another round of
certification for a similar software update. But this time, Mila and Paul are
on the software team. And what else is new? The project manager is Alexander.
Alexander
understands the significance of the project very well. But he starts like this
“Mila and Paul, can you give me an
estimate of how much work this is? It would be nice if we had some dates to go
with it.”
Paul
says, “Yes, sure. Well, the design
document will take about a week’s time; the software itself will take about two
weeks. Mila says she will review it in a week. We are both attending the
training session for a couple of days within that period too. So I think the
software will be ready for test within five weeks from now.”
Alexander
notes down the dates and reports it to his boss Alisha. Alisha
is shocked. She says “The last year’s
team did this in one week. This year your team is going to cost us extra money.
We had everything scheduled and now we need to spend on getting it all
re-organized. Last year, getting the software cost us NOTHING!”
Mark
imposing a deadline, Raj working overtime hours, the team ignoring the software
process last year sent a wrong a message to the company’s top level management.
They had started believing that they could impose any deadline for small
software updates and it will be delivered more or less on time. It was a monstrous
myth building in itself- Software is free!

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